Border Collie Rescue - Main menu bar Border Collie image        

Contact Border Collie Rescue

You are Here   >>> Breed Advice  >>> The Working Sheepdog

Border Collie Rescue - On Line - The Working Sheepdog
weband1size.JPG (33261 bytes)
Border Collie Rescue - The Working Sheepdog 
A Scottish sheep farmer was tending his flock when a flash motor pulled up and out stepped a smooth businessman in a Yves St Laurent suit, Gucci shoes and a Cartier watch.

"If I can count how many sheep you have got on these hills, can I keep one?" he asked the bemused shepherd.   "Aye, on ye go son." said the old boy.

The stranger flipped open his laptop, used his mobile to dial into a NASA satellite site and programmed in a colour differential scan that would detect white shapes against the green hillsides. After 10 minutes tapping into the laptop he finally announced - "You have 11,236 sheep spread over 16.06 square miles. Am I correct?" When the shepherd nodded the man gleefully began putting an animal into his car.

"Wait." said the shepherd. "If I can tell you what you do for a living, can I get my animal back?"  The man nodded.  "Your a company consultant." the shepherd said. "Why, yes, I am." said the shocked stranger. "How did you know that?"

"Well." said the shepherd, "You arrive here uninvited and want to be paid to tell me something I already know and didn't even ask. On top of all that, you obviously know absolutely nothing about my business in the first place."

"NOW - CAN I HAVE MY ****** COLLIE BACK?"

Our thanks to Frank Moyes for that snippet.

Adopting a Sheepdog from Border Collie Rescue
Watch Videos made at the English National Sheepdog Trials 2007
Hereditary Defects of the Border Collie
General care of the Working BC
Neutering / Breeding
Accommodation
Diet and Feeding
The Sheepdog and the Car - A Simple Analogy
 
Foot and Mouth Archives
Farm Diversity Examples
meatrix-link-6.gif (7101 bytes)
Agricultural Links and Useful Contacts
 
TOP
You are Here   >>> Breed Advice >>> The Working Sheepdog
 

Copyright - Border Collie Rescue - 3037504

Border Collie Rescue is a UK based charity, working Internationally to Rescue and Re-home Border Collies and Working Sheepdogs and promote a better understanding of the breed and its Welfare.

border collie rescue, border collie, border, collie, rescue, dog, puppy, canine, working, sheepdog, sheep, information, animal testing, animal welfare, animal abuse, cruelty, welfare, society, charity, trust